My Keepmoat Hell would like to thank all the Keepmoat staff involved in making this site possible. Without your incompetence and unwillingness we would have no material for our site at all.
Under the guise of making a documentary, we managed to secure access to Keepmoat’s head office in Doncaster so that you can see what goes off there on a typical day. We managed to capture Peter Hindley, Suzanne Gagen, Mandy Merrin, Mark Knight* and our man on the inside, Adolf Hitler, taking part in what they described as a very important meeting about Brearley Forge.
*We believe Mark Knight sent in a much slimmer Doppelganger as our film crew have it on good authority that elf outfits are not available in size FB.
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